Dual....:-)
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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