I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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