yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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