No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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