at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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