i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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