So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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