i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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