I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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