bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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