he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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