it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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