Someone shit on the floor
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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