i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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