I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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