We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
