Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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