i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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