Pants 0. Shit 1.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
nutella sex= disaster
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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