I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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