Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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