JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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