Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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