I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
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