In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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