i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Alive.
So much puke
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
do nipples grow back?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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