I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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