and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
how drunk are you?
Several
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Randomize
