YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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