Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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