Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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