As long as you're not dating white guys again.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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