Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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