I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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