i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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