that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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