Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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