You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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