can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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