whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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