i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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