OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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