Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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