I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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