im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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