You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
is that a dick in a sweater?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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