Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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