'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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