marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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