I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
