You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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