When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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