lets start a swedish sibling band together
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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