Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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