I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize
