She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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